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star trek pick-up lines

vulcanblood:

  • [kirk voice] “we’re going to penetrate the area of darkness with a forward thrust”
  • "i must touch you. please.”
  • [uhura voice] “I’d say something, but your magnetism is jamming all of my communication frequencies”
  • [star trek comm whistle noise]
  • [bones voice] “if you’re getting nasty, im gonna leave”
  • [spock voice] “fascinating
  • [pretty alien lady shows up music]
  • [sulu voice] “i can’t wait to tell my plants about this”

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batmanspickachu:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

Okay so my mom says I laugh in my sleep. Not even a little like giggle it’s like an evil maniacal laughter.

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budpest:

REBLOG PLEASE

They think she might be in the West London area so spread the word out to Ealing/Kew/Richmond/Brentford etc

She’s only 14 years old and has health concerns and is thought to be ‘very vulnerable’

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darnni:

brigwife:

stravaganza:

fawkeshound:

scruffythegodofthunder:

the-merry-rochesterian:

Fangirl Challenge: Favorite Actresses {6/10}

———► Dame Maggie Smith

Dame Maggie Smith is flawless.

christ I saw this post and I thought I was going to scroll down and see RIP

she shall never die

SAME I WAS SO SCARED OF SCROLLING ALL THE WAY DOWN OMG

DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

long live Maggie Smith yo

silenziosatempesta:

svanur:

each taken a few hours apart ✈

x

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quiterightoo:

[x]

billie piper + hair porn

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